My Quotes
Ok, this page thingy-magigy seems a good place to put my quotes. I like quotes, and since I’m a fountain of forbidden wisdom (don’t ask why it’s forbidden) I shall share them with you as they come to me.
“Listen to your heart, but don’t trust the damn thing!”
“If everyone is special, then the truly unique are all the same”
“I’m cold, I need more frost resistance.”
“The pen is mightier than the sword…it’s a friggin’ lightsaber!”
“When people stop playing games with each other, I’ll stop playing games with my Xbox and join you all.”
“No, a lightbulb is NOT on of the great inventions of mass media.”
“This couch is devouring my butt.”
“Contact Sneaky Pete for Assassination assistance.”
“I make no apologies for my attitude in Halo 2; Halo 2 is my hockey.”
“If you want a banana, here’s a mirror…or just look at my nose.”
“If you’re wooed, you’re screwed.”
“There is a fine line between responsible journalism and drunken rage.”
“Shirts on me are like lead barriers around nuclear reactors. You really don’t want to be around if the barrier isn’t there.”
Elliot Swan pointing at a little Indian kid on a bike, “That’s what I need powering our kart.” (he was speaking of the bike, not the kid, but you could have fooled me)
“Goldfish don’t bounce.” Lena’s immortal statement of immovable fact.
Anna said,
March 2, 2007 at 8:45 pm
You need to add the “But I HATE stupid people!!!” one.